Leftover Soup

#237 - Alcohol!

#1 - An auspicious beginning.

#2 - Introductions!

#3 - In which we make a pop culture reference.

#4 - Glee.

#5 - A challenge is made.

#6 - Austerity.

#7 - It really is a tiny kitchen.

#8 - In which a common nerd language is spoken.

#9 - Sensible concerns.

#10 - Presentation!

#11 - Additional testing.

#12 - Laying down the law.

#13 - Driving.

#14 - Additional information.

#15 - The room.

#16 - Still moving in.

#17 - The cluster.

#18 - In which Ellen prepares to do her thing.

#19 - On technical sophistication.

#20 - Experiencing technical difficulties.

#21 - Brushing.

#22 - In which a third character is introduced.

#23 - Mexican standoff.

#24 - The Deal.

#25 - Florence Nightingale.

#26 - On Jamie's stats.

#27 - On Jamie's shortcomings.

#28 - In which additional food is presented.

#29 - Breakfast.

#30 - Martial prowess.

#31 - Prowess, dissected.

#32 - Fun!

#33 - Jamie's hobby.

#34 - Rock Paper Scissors Chess.

#35 - In which strategy is employed.

#36 - Expletives and prepositions.

#37 - Board games as a practical exercise.

#38 - Obligations.

#39 - In which finances are discussed.

#40 - Ellen's workplace.

#41 - Success.

#42 - First impressions.

#43 - (Impressions, in this case, being quite literal.)

#44 - Etymology.

#45 - In which Max's lifestyle is at least partially explained.

#46 - A restricted diet.

#47 - Where Max stands.

#48 - Euphemisms.

#49 - Duty.

#50 - Spambot.

#51 - Complaints about Spambot.

#52 - The Spiel.

#53 - In which disaster is averted.

#54 - In which Max handles things.

#55 - In which Max continues to handle things.

#56 - Ellen, also, handles things.

#57 - In which additional libations are proposed.

#58 - Jamie is talented.

#59 - Protein.

#60 - A social call.

#61 - d3.

#62 - bunp

#63 - In which a hobby is discussed.

#64 - Shoulders.

#65 - On the importance of word choice.

#66 - Hizzy.

#67 - Wallace's work.

#68 - Feeling uncomfortable.

#69 - The frigid ice bitch.

#70 - Tentative acceptance.

#71 - Character portraits!

#72 - Milendra Frostwind!

#73 - On organ displacement.

#74 - Cishalla Tsettatta!

#75 - On modes.

#76 - Ablution.

#77 - Mister Squirty.

#78 - Objection!

#79 - Conflict resolution.

#80 - A light snack, part i.

#81 - A light snack, part ii.

#82 - A light snack, part iii.

#83 - A light snack, part iv.

#84 - On nutmeg.

#85 - Aftereffects.

#86 - On customer satisfaction.

#87 - Equivalency.

#88 - In which Jamie receives a phone call from his lawyer.

#89 - $347.18

#90 - Addition.

#91 - Neckbeard.

#92 - Jamie's responsibility.

#93 - Proper use of a chef's knife.

#94 - Medical attention.

#95 - The Itinerary.

#96 - Cat Burglar.

#97 - Felinity.

#98 - Triptych.

#99 - Elapsed time: 45 seconds.

#100 - Elapsed time: 3 minutes.

#101 - In which Jamie and Ellen debate their entertainment options.

#102 - Max's workplace.

#103 - Max's philosophy.

#104 - Practical considerations.

#105 - Interspecies diplomacy.

#106 - Getting to know Pinball.

#107 - Additional conditions.

#108 - Screwing around with toilet paper tubes.

#109 - On Bens.

#110 - Jamie's namesake.

#111 - Jamie's namesakes.

#112 - Judges 19.

#113 - Satanism, agnosticism, and adolescence.

#114 - In which Pinball voices an objection.

#115 - On steaks.

#116 - More on steaks.

#117 - Customer service.

#118 - Pinball is dissatisfied.

#119 - With apologies to Quentin Tarantino.

#120 - In which the message remains the same, but is simplified.

#121 - Oops.

#122 - Is there a doctor in the house?

#123 - The medicinal use of spray cheez.

#124 - 12:15

#125 - The Blame Game

#126 - On the importance of rapid conflict resolution.

#127 - stat + skill + d20

#128 - Additional technicalities.

#129 - The boyfriend thing.

#130 - Max's resilience, Jamie's fragility.

#131 - The Hammerschmidt approach to customer service.

#132 - On advertisement.

#133 - On target demographics.

#134 - Max's diagnosis.

#135 - Max's prescription.

#136 - Kinsey, sexuality, willpower, and psychological malleability.

#137 - On asexuality.

#138 - On acronyms.

#139 - On necessities.

#140 - The Pesto Imperative.

#141 - Thus, pesto.

#142 - On kosher salt.

#143 - Sources of iodine in nature.

#144 - It's good for you.

#145 - A deal is struck.

#146 - Jamie's checkup.

#147 - The cure for hate.

#148 - Animals, and the Handling thereof.

#149 - On Charisma.

#150 - Jamie's jones.

#151 - Cleared for insertion.

#152 - Gender roles.

#153 - Jamie's complex.

#154 - Jamie's instincts.

#155 - The coveted slot.

#156 - Jamie's virginity.

#157 - Ellen, on the job.

#158 - Ellen, making a mistake.

#159 - Ellen, going door to door.

#160 - A brief romantic interlude.

#161 - A beautiful night, interrupted.

#162 - A simplistic demand.

#163 - Jamie appeals to reason, if not to vanity.

#164 - BLAM

#165 - Emergency response.

#166 - Leaks.

#167 - Ellen bails Jamie out.

#168 - Ellen chews Jamie out.

#169 - Ellen fills Jamie in.

#170 - On the ease of baking.

#171 - So who's Iago?

#172 - On chaos.

#173 - Wizards, indeed.

#174 - Max's alignment.

#175 - On Jamie's finances.

#176 - In which Nicole has a request.

#177 - A spell-like ability.

#178 - Jamie's curiosity.

#179 - In which Jamie, technically, grants Nicole her request.

#180 - In which Nicole is recalibrated.

#181 - Seeking professional assistance.

#182 - In which Jamie is cool.

#183 - A second opinion.

#184 - On retinal fatigue.

#185 - POW

#186 - Jamie and Max catch up with current events.

#187 - Jamie's infamy

#188 - In which evidence contrary to the official record is produced.

#189 - Perhaps a letter to the editor is in order.

#190 - Adrenaline, and the side effects thereof.

#191 - In which alternative options are presented.

#192 - Compersion.

#193 - In which an acronym is abused.

#194 - On wizards, jumping, and incompetence.

#195 - On abstinence.

#196 - On drugs, hedonism, and addictions.

#197 - In which an alternate use for Ellen's dice is proposed.

#198 - Dice Farmer.

#199 - Choice vs. Chance.

#200 - And, sometimes, neither Choice nor Chance.

#201 - In which odds are calculated.

#202 - In which nits are picked.

#203 - Jamie meets with his defense lawyer.

#204 - The Confession.

#205 - Technicalities.

#206 - In which Jamie attempts to establish his alibi.

#207 - Strike Two.

#208 - Abbott and Costello bullshit.

#209 - Max's Ellen ringtone.

#210 - Answering Machine Bitch.

#211 - In which a hint is not taken.

#212 - Premarin.

#213 - Ellen's consistency.

#214 - Max's consistency.

#215 - Max's instincts.

#216 - Max's instincts, continued.

#217 - Max's nightmarish apocalyptic vision of the future.

#218 - Max's proposal.

#219 - Gold Digger.

#220 - I ain't sayin'.

#221 - In which Jamie worries.

#222 - In which Jamie feels conflicted.

#223 - In which Jamie imbibes sparkling cider.

#224 - In which Jamie attempts to obtain legal advice about an unrelated matter.

#225 - What's 15% of free?

#226 - Guilt, causality, and the sphere of influence.

#227 - Jamie's reading material.

#228 - Jamie's analysis.

#229 - Ellen's prediction.

#230 - Religion and morality.

#231 - Max's philosophy.

#232 - On alcohol.

#233 - In which Max gets carded.

#234 - Everybody loves tits!

#235 - Ellen lays down the law.

#236 - Tits, and their socially acceptable deployment.

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